The Tale of the Errant Poop

Tonight, just as the water was draining form the bathtub, Abby got that look on her face like she had to poop. So panicking, I picked her up and raced for her change table. But one got out before I got there and rolled down the hallway. I have to say, I've never had to chase poop before!

At work, when it's slow, I've been reading this book I found...The 100 Most Infamous Criminals. It's filled with serial killers, bank robbers and Mafia bosses. A lot of these guys are really nasty. In addition to raping and killing their victims, a lot of them dismember and eat them too. I knew I had been reading too long after one disturbing entry, I started to wonder what people actually do taste like. According one person, a bit like chicken and veal.